Tuesday, March 6, 2012
S & P Birther Index?
The Borowitz Report had a fun piece noting with amusement that improving economic indicators coincide pretty reliably with increased activity of "birthers". It seems that as the economy improves, desperate Republicans become agitated and more anxious to bring down the President by any means possible. When economic conditions worsen, the birthers presumably rest easier, confident that hard times will ruin the president's prospects without any shenanigans required.
Still, mere public questioning of Obama's citizenship is not a strong enough indicator of recovery for jittery markets anymore. Investors now look for signs of increased intensity in the suspicions about who the President really is being tossed around before confidently predicting a sustained economic improvement.
"Mr. Dorinson was quick to add that while the surge in references to Mr. Obama being “an Islamic socialist born in a mud-hut in Nairobi” is encouraging, the economy is not out of the woods yet. We won’t be fully in a recovery until the Republicans start calling him a Wiccan."
If they start calling him an atheist we might be launched into an unprecedented economic expansion!
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