Two
Cats
Good Morning, Humans.
I am miffed because we are still without snow.
I have decided to amuse myself by putting my two companions to work today.
Artemis and Apollo will entertain you.
What's that? They are asleep? Well, that makes a pleasant change around here!
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| Look at them. Just look at them! (sigh) |
Shh! Don't wake them up. Finally, I can survey my domain in peace and tranquility.
Although, they are rather endearing...
in an annoying, kittenish way.
I had decided to amuse myself by putting the A-team to work today, but they are asleep.
(sigh) Do I have to do
everything?
Here is a poem. Enjoy.
Thank gods it's FreyaDay!
Two Cats
It's better to be a cat than to be a human.
Not because of their much-noted grace and beauty—
their beauty wins them no added pleasure, grace is
only a cat's way
of getting without fuss from one place to another—
but because they see things as they are. Cats never mistake a
saucer of milk for a declaration of passion
or the crook of your knees for
a permanent address. Observing two cats on a sunporch,
you might think of them as a pair of Florentine bravoes
awaiting through slitted eyes the least lapse of attention—
then slash! the stiletto
or alternately as a long-married couple, who hardly
notice each other but find it somehow a comfort
sharing the couch, the evening news, the cocoa.
Both these ideas
are wrong. Two cats together are like two strangers
cast up by different storms on the same desert island
who manage to guard, despite the utter absence
of privacy, chocolate,
useful domestic articles, reading material,
their separate solitudes. They would not dream of
telling each other their dreams, or the plots of old movies,
or inventing a bookful
of coconut recipes. Where we would long ago have
frantically shredded our underwear into signal
flags and be dancing obscenely about on the shore in
a desperate frenzy,
they merely shift on their haunches, calm as two stoics
weighing the probable odds of the soul's immortality,
as if to say, if a ship should happen along we'll
be rescued. If not, not.
by Katha Pollitt
